Who we are
At ButtBrown.com, we take your privacy as seriously as Mama Dog takes her food time—which is to say, very seriously, but with a dash of cheeky flair. Here’s how we handle your information (and no, we don’t mean toy chickens or fluffy beds).
What Information We Collect
We might collect basic information about you when you visit our site, like:
How many toy chickens you own (just kidding… or are we?)
Your name (if you give it to us)
Your email (for our “Cheekiest Newsletter Ever”)
How We Use Your Information
Your information helps us make ButtBrown.com the cheekiest website on the internet. We might use it to:
- Send you updates about Diana’s latest escapades.
- Let you know when Andy’s toy chicken is back in stock.
- Share recipes for brownies that pair perfectly with barking competitions.
We’ll never use your info for evil—because we’ve seen Diana when she’s mad, and we don’t want that energy.
Cookies
Not the delicious kind, unfortunately. Our cookies track things like how long you’ve spent reading about Andy’s fluffy butt or Diana’s mischief. You can disable cookies, but we can’t promise it won’t make Mama Dog disappointed.
Security
We protect your data like Andy protects his toy chicken at the end of playtime – with vigilance and an occasional smug glare.
Questions
If you have any questions, bark at us using the contact form. Andy will personally ensure your message gets a response (after consulting his toy chicken, of course).
Thanks for trusting ButtBrown.com, where privacy is handled with care, fluff, and just the right amount of cheekiness. 🐾
